Nonsensical Ramblings

Attack of the 50 ft. What!?! (February 28, 2010)

If you don't giggle at words like titmouse, rectory, and ballcock this probably isn't for you.

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Wedgietarians Unite! (June 25, 2008)

The time for maturity has ended! When all else fails, it's wedgie time.

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So Far, So Good...So What? (April 20, 2008)

Come with me as I look back at BadMovieRealm.com's humble beginnings in commemoration of our 3-year anniversary.

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The Overwhelming Pretentiousness of Being (April 7, 2008)

I take a trip to the art fair and am horrified by the experience.

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To War, My Fellow Manatees! (January 1, 2008)

Did you ever hear something really, really stupid? I have.

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The Ancient Art of Bonsai (February 27, 2007)

Join me as I embark upon a journey of self discovery and enlightenment with the ancient art of bonsai. Or not.

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♫♫Everybody was kung fu fighting...♫♫ (December 6, 2006)

I explore the roots of my love of kung fu films.

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English...Why? (August 3, 2006)

I take a look at the English language and come to the conclusion that we should all just shut the hell up.

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Gamera Movie Madness (March 6, 2006-July 14, 2006)

I take a look back at Gamera and remember other beloved turtles from my childhood.

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I'm a Native, uh, Indian American! (February 17, 2006)

Redskins=Offensive, Angry Irish midget=Hilarious...I'm so confused.

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Canines and Clothes, Stop the Insanity (December 15, 2005)

Dogs shouldn't wear hats, that's all I'm trying to say.

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Big Butt, So What? (November 25, 2005)

I am mortified by the current state of the buttocks, and you should be too.