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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
1991 Color 90min

Jesse Ventura is an intergalactic something out to save us all from Secundus and the "anti-life equation." No, I don't have any idea what that is either.
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory review
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory
1988 Color 85min

A painful Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho cut and paste extravaganza.

Battlefield Baseball review
Battlefield Baseball
2003 Color 97 min


Talking dogs, oddly timed musical numbers, manic cheerleaders, kung-fu moms, and machinegun-wielding mummies. What more do you want?
The Being review
The Being
1983 Color 82 min


Apparently there is more in Idaho than just potatoes—But not much.

The Calamari Wrestler review
The Calamari Wrestler
2004 Color 86min


A touching tale of a girl and her squid...Wait, that makes it sound weird.
The Corpse Vanishes review
The Corpse Vanishes
1942 B&W 64min


Bela Lugosi and his demented dwarf are stealing the bodies of young brides...I'm not sure why.

Defenders of Space review
Defenders of Space
1987 Color 90min


Ever wonder what would happen if people completely ignored copyright laws and made movies without scripts? Welcome to Korea!!!

Eegah review
Eegah
1962 Color 90min


Richard Kiel runs amok, while Arch Hall, Jr. croons about some chick named Vicki. But it's really all about the dune-buggy.

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Fantasy Mission Force
1982 Color 90min


Warning: Viewing this film may permanently affect your brain's capacity for rational thought.
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
1965 B&W 77min


A more accurate title would be, “Stock Footage Meets the Space Monster.”
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Future Force
1990 Color 80min


David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his detachable robotic arm. Somehow, it is even better than it sounds.

Gamera mini review
Gamera
1965 B&W


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera - Attack of Legion mini review
Gamera - Attack of Legion
1996 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe mini review
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe
1995 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera - Revenge of Iris mini review
Gamera - Revenge of Iris
1999 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gammera the Invincible review
Gammera The Invincible
1965 B&W 86 min


Giant cranky turtle terrorizes Japan. Small boy wearing upsetting shorts holds the key to survival...What are the odds?
Gamera Vs. Barugon mini review
Gamera Vs. Barugon
1966 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera Vs. Guiron mini review
Gamera Vs. Guiron
1969 Color

Mini-review


Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera Vs. Gyaos mini review
Gamera Vs. Gyaos
1967 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera Vs. Jiger mini review
Gamera Vs. Jiger
1970 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera Vs. Viras
1968 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gamera Vs. Zigra mini review
Gamera Vs. Zigra
1971 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.
Gammera the Invincible review
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
1987 Color 97 min


Sometimes I think I need to get a different hobby. Maybe stamp collecting or commemorative spoons.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Godzilla's Revenge review
Godzilla's Revenge
1969 Color 70min


I have no words to describe this film. Well, not counting the 3300+ words in the review.


Kung Fu Arts review
The Image of Bruce Lee
1978 Color 91 min


FULL FRONTAL KUNG-FU ACTION!!!
The Incredible Petrified World review
The Incredible Petrified World
1959 B&W 66 min


BEHOLD!!! The power of...coffee?


Killers From Space review
Killers From Space
1954 B&W 71min


Peter Graves battles googlie-eyed aliens, giant bugs, and a nuclear disaster. All while looking quite dapper.
Kung Fu Arts review
Kung Fu Arts
1980 Color 90min


Carter Wong and his faithful monkey friend battle the forces of evil and learn a valuable lesson: Steer clear of interspecies relationships.


The Magic Serpent review
The Magic Serpent
1966 Color 86min


Political assassinations, talking decapitated heads, giant fire breathing frogs, flying spiders, and samurai warriors...just a normal Tuesday in Japan.
Masters of the Universe review
Masters of the Universe
1987 Color 106min


Dolph Lundgren saves Eternia, and a cute-as-a-bug Courtney Cox, from the evil clutches of Skeletor. I HAVE THE POWER!!!
The Monster That Challenged The World review
The Monster That Challenged the World
1957 B&W 84min


Ancient aquatic snail is pissed and the only man who stands in it's way is Commander Twillinger and his...fire extinguisher?
More Dangerous Than Dynamite review
More Dangerous Than Dynamite
1941 B&W 10min


A short film warning us of the dangers of cleaning your clothes with gasoline...Who knew?

Negadon review
Negadon, The Monster From Mars
2005 Color 25min


Have you ever felt like you've been ripped off? Join the club.




Return of the Boogeyman review
Return of the Boogeyman
1994 Color


"Arrgh!!! It Burns Us!!!"

Space Mutiny
1988 Color 87min


An under-appreciated sci-fi classic from our friends at Action International Pictures. Review includes a bonus Space Mutiny Drinking Game!
Super Monster Gamera
1980 Color


Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness.






Yongary review
Yongary, Monster From the Deep
1967 Color 79min

A giant lizard wreaks havok on Korea. I guess that Japan was busy with Godzilla that day.


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